hi there folks just wanna share with you some of my personal favorite nuggets of wisdom about being WITTY:
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.
If you can't have what you want change your mind.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
pick the one you've never tried before.
If you can't have what you want change your mind.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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